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You Missed It: Obama does Jay-walking edition
Hi, folks. Have you gotten over your hangovers yet? You were probably out drinking green beer on Tuesday afternoon, just as St. Patrick (or for our Spanish-speaking readers, San Patricio) had asked to...
View ArticleGrab your machete and get ready for family bonding
Spring is here, and for Oklahomans, that means one thing: the rattlesnake roundup. Yes, every year, cowboys go out into the herd of rattlesnakes they have been taking care of all winter, and get them...
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At least you don’t hear much about the Christmas burger
How do you make 124 tons of meaty-meatness disappear? If you answered “make it unhealthy to consume,” then a winner is you! That’s right, we have yet another E. coli scare upon us. Oklahoma company...
View ArticleOklahoma demon spells end of days
I really wish we had some stock photos for this sort of thing. Yesterday, we told you about raining fish, which made us wonder if the world was coming to an end. Today, we bring you a “demon” found in...
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The Real Story: Earmarks possibly banned via earmark
No, the headline above is not a LOL; it’s purely observation of a phenomenon witnessed only in Washington D.C. and Mr. Magoo’s torture cellar: clueless execution. And, as Sen. Tom Coburn, R-Okla....
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You’re doing it wrong
There are many different ways to have sex. The Kama Sutra lists hundreds of sexual positions, and that number is doubled if you add “in pudding” to each of them. But, if your game includes a gun–and...
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A chainsaw in the hand is as good as two in the pants
When I was a pre-teen, I can remember a classmate talking to me about the jacket that he would wear into a store in order to shoplift stuff. It was a gigantic, puffy jacket, so it made sense, I...
View ArticleDanger is a turn-on
Humans are sexual beings, it’s just how we are. But why do humans make soda machines so sexy? Each of us walks around every day, doing our best not to mind soda machines sexually attractive. Police say...
View ArticleSoylent Green no longer people in Oklahoma
A state bill is on its way through the Oklahoma legislature preventing human fetuses from being used in food. This has resulted in one question by many people: “Why exactly was this needed?” Senator...
View ArticleDeer have no morals
It’s deer season, and out in Oklahoma, a hunter got a reminder of just why we kill these things every fall–aside from keeping their numbers from getting out of control. Rodney Mueggenborg shot and...
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